That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
