Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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