maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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