Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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