What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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