how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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