hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize
