I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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