no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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