Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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