party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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