I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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