i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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