I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Randomize
