I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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