I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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