no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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