I feel great
I just peed on a car
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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