i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
did you get engaged???
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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