You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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