READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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