Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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