Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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