Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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