I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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