You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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