just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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