He asked me if I "almost moaned"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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