How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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