let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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