When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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