they need to just BURY HIM!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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