If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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