therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
