They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize