his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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