Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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