He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Randomize
