No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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