So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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