I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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