I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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