But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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