I'm jealous of your bromance
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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