Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Everything about him screamed your future.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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