i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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