I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
