I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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