Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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