How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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