I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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