There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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