Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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