Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
God, I missed his penis.
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