I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
